
Meedo during a Dubai weekend.
Ten Less Fun Things I Could Be Doing Right Now:
- Eating my shoelaces dipped in peanut butter.
- Losing control of my bike down a steep slope ending in a solid brick wall.
- Walking into someone’s office then finding out they just farted.
- Getting pooped on by a bird at the very start of the day.
- Waiting for my turn as the lab is finally taken over by the zombies.
- Realizing the fish I ate was actually chicken.
- Poking myself in the eye with a freshly-chalked pool cue.
- Watching reruns of the original Beverly Hills 90210 while chewing on one month old non-vegetarian beef jerky.
- Bludgeoning a basket of puppies with a bag of kittens.
…I’ve run out. I can’t think of any more less fun things I could be doing than what I’m doing right now.
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Hello. Boredom here too. Until a minute ago :).
What exactly happened a minute ago? wink wink
I was happy to know I'm not the only one bored in this bubble :).
Would you believe I just saw this? Somehow slipped through the cracks. Thanks for stopping by! Meedo.