Ten Less Fun Things

4 commentsDubai,Writing

Meedo dur­ing a Dubai weekend.

Ten Less Fun Things I Could Be Doing Right Now:

  1. Eating my shoelaces dipped in peanut butter.
  2. Losing con­trol of my bike down a steep slope end­ing in a sol­id brick wall.
  3. Walking into some­one’s office then find­ing out they just farted.
  4. Getting pooped on by a bird at the very start of the day.
  5. Waiting for my turn as the lab is final­ly tak­en over by the zombies.
  6. Realizing the fish I ate was actu­al­ly chicken.
  7. Poking myself in the eye with a fresh­ly-chalked pool cue.
  8. Watching reruns of the orig­i­nal Beverly Hills 90210 while chew­ing on one month old non-veg­e­tar­i­an beef jerky.
  9. Bludgeoning a bas­ket of pup­pies with a bag of kittens.

…I’ve run out. I can’t think of any more less fun things I could be doing than what I’m doing right now.

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M January 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Hello. Boredom here too. Until a minute ago :).

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Meedo January 13, 2012 at 11:29 pm

What exactly happened a minute ago? wink wink

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M January 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm

I was happy to know I'm not the only one bored in this bubble :).

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Meedo August 10, 2012 at 3:00 am

Would you believe I just saw this? Somehow slipped through the cracks. Thanks for stopping by! Meedo.

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