Ten Less Fun Things

Tagged as: boredom

Meedo dur­ing a Dubai week­end.

Ten Less Fun Things I Could Be Doing Right Now:

1. Eating my shoelaces dipped in peanut but­ter.
2. Losing con­trol of my bike down a steep slope end­ing in a sol­id brick wall.
3. Walking into someone’s office then find­ing out they just fart­ed.
4. Getting pooped on by a bird at the very start of the day.
5. Waiting for my turn as the lab is final­ly tak­en over by the zom­bies.
6. Realizing the fish I ate was actu­al­ly chick­en.
7. Poking myself in the eye with a fresh­ly-chalked pool cue.
8. Watching reruns of the orig­i­nal Beverly Hills 90210 while chew­ing on one month old non-veg­e­tar­i­an beef jerky.
9. Bludgeoning a bas­ket of pup­pies with a bag of kit­tens.

…I’ve run out. I can’t think of any more less fun things I could be doing than what I’m doing right now.