Ten Less Fun Things

Tagged as: boredom

Mee­do dur­ing a Dubai weekend.

Ten Less Fun Things I Could Be Doing Right Now:

1. Eat­ing my shoelaces dipped in peanut butter.
2. Los­ing con­trol of my bike down a steep slope end­ing in a sol­id brick wall.
3. Walk­ing into some­one’s office then find­ing out they just farted.
4. Get­ting pooped on by a bird at the very start of the day.
5. Wait­ing for my turn as the lab is final­ly tak­en over by the zombies.
6. Real­iz­ing the fish I ate was actu­al­ly chicken.
7. Pok­ing myself in the eye with a fresh­ly-chalked pool cue.
8. Watch­ing reruns of the orig­i­nal Bev­er­ly Hills 90210 while chew­ing on one month old non-veg­e­tar­i­an beef jerky.
9. Blud­geon­ing a bas­ket of pup­pies with a bag of kittens.

…I’ve run out. I can’t think of any more less fun things I could be doing than what I’m doing right now.