Julie for Prime Minister

Tagged as: babies, cause, Julie, politics, Prime Minister

The Top 10 Rea­sons my four-week-old niece Julie would make a great Lebanese Prime Min­is­ter are:

1. She only spends three-quar­ters of the day doing nothing.
2. She (lit­er­al­ly) gives a poop.
3. She has a big­ger vocab­u­lary than “euh.”
4. She does­n’t have ridicu­lous facial hair.
5. She knows what she wants.
6. She stops nag­ging when she gets it.
7. She does­n’t pot­ty mouth her par­ents to the babysitter.
8. She only needs one babysitter.
9. She’s always right there.

And the Num­ber 1 Rea­son Julie would make a great Lebanese Prime Min­is­ter is:

1. She does her baby stuff and leaves the grown-up stuff for the grown-ups.